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everybody go home

my wife has just won new year’s.

Dec 31st

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i have new blue jeans, and new underthings, and...

Dec 31st

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“you’re right. you know what? i’m gonna throw on a skirt, take off my...”

– lindsey bluth

Dec 31st

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“talking about virginity is so annoying to me, and here’s why- firstly it’s used...”

– mutualaddiction responding to an ask saying she was hot because she was a virgin (via babrahamlincoln) This is why Nicole is the best. (via mutualaddiction) I love it when my tumblr buddies get the recognition they deserve when they write awesome things. (via akagoldfish)

Dec 31st

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we'll see you in concord tonight

but metal surrenders when oak trees meet fenders and engines go through the front seat well i lost control in the curve and the gas line broke in the wreck i walked from the ashes with just a few scratches my crucifix warm on my neck well the good lord was with me tonight just riding beside me tonight and now we’re just talking we’re hitchhiking walking we’ll...

Dec 30th

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me: i love you
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me: shh don't speak

Dec 30th

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ugh i really don't want to go to work

just had to drive out to LE’s house, even though she just left mine like an hour ago, because she locked herself out and i have a spare key to her place (that’s totally normal, right?) and then she was all like, oh come to raleigh with me, we’re going to the oyster bar! and i was all FUCK YES I WILL GO TO THE OYSTER BAR. and then the truth came crashing down, that i have to go to...

Dec 30th

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“Sometimes I wonder what home is. Is it an actual place? Or is it some kind of...”

– Laura Roslin - Battlestar Galactica (Season 4, Episode 20 Islanded in a Stream of Stars)

Dec 30th

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me: cigarettes, and coffee, and game of thrones.

LE: everything about this is a good idea.

Dec 30th

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madamefirebird replied to your post: madamefirebird replied to your quote: i’m an… I’M SORRY. Just think of Eddie. And his wife Laura. There. You’re all better now. that makes everything all better. i mean, COME ON! it’s like god looked down and said “so say we all.”

Dec 30th

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lol. Early SG-1 is hilarious.

theycallmedork: UNAUTHORIZED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION “OH JESUS. OH GOD. ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT PROTOCOLS. WHAT IS HAPPENING. AHH THE ROOM IS SPINNING. TELL HAMMOND I LOVE HIM.” And by season ten everyone is just like, “I WILL ANSWER THE STARGATE WHEN I FEEL LIKE ANSWERING THE STARGATE. LEMME FINISH MY JELLO.”

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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“baby” I whisper as I reblog a picture of a grown woman that is 20 38 years older than me.

Dec 29th

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alakazaamjackass replied to your post: madamefirebird replied to your quote: i’m an… WIFE! Skype?? si si! give me just a minute

Dec 29th

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readerofrights said: As I was scrolling I saw this and thought “Ooo redneck on my dash!” Then I saw the url and just shook my head. babs, i’m shocked you didn’t immediately know it was me lol

Dec 29th

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madamefirebird replied to your quote: i’m an admiral in the united state navy and… Fitz just wins at life. Well…he did. -_- firebird, why you gotta bring me down??

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...

Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-​sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-​in-​law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
 - We're doomed.

Dec 28th

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“i’m an admiral in the united state navy and chairman of the joint chiefs...”

– admiral fitzwallace

Dec 28th

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