dear elon,

you know what would be great? if you gave me some kind of warning that the traffic circle was closed before i passed my last opportunity to get the hell off that road and had to turn around in the middle of the street. you’re lucky that a) no one was behind me and b) i’m really good at three point turns. it’s a skill born of being chronically lost. in the future, please be better with your signage.

love,

me.