tylertorres:

I feel as if Leo’s entire acting career led up to this single 3 second moment.

thegestianpoet:

“YOU SICK BASTARD” I shout

Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best. 

definitely-always:

CCH: I’ve gotta tell you… Kelly’s blouses have the most pull on breasts that I’ve seen.
Jack: (laughing) Joanne Kelly’s—
CCH: On breasts that are not necessarily piercing, you know. I mean they’re… plums.
Jack: (still laughing) You’re in a difficult territory here.
CCH: I am. And yet, those shirts are like “you’re about to bust one outta here!” It’s—it’s—look at that!    
Jack: My—my guess would be that’s by design. 
CCH: Ahhh.
Jack: You know? I don’t think it’s a mistake. Carole’s aren’t about to burst out.  

[a few minutes later…]

Allison: Eddie and I have a couple running jokes… Oh, there’s Joanne’s boobs again. 
Jack: CC, now I can’t look at anything else. 
Allison: I can’t look at anything else either!
Jack: It’s all I see in every scene.
CCH: Sorry I brought it up!
Allison: I can’t even look at—
CCH: And when I say “up!” … (laughs)
Allison: I can’t even look at Saul’s jowls or Eddie’s perfect hair. 
Jack: Nope.
Allison: It’s just Joanne’s boobs. 
Jack: Right, it’s just Joanne’s boobs.

MacPherson (1x12) DVD Commentary with Jack Kenny, CCH Pounder, and Allison Scagliotti 

I just listened to this for the first time and I laughed so hard. OMG. CCH is officially on my “Awesome” list. 

Jack: (referring to Joanne’s boobs) “I can’t look at anything else. […] It’s all I see in every scene!” 
Me: WELCOME TO MY WORLD. It’s a fun place to be. 

brainbubblegum:

legallyblained:

efflourescent:

why do you never see baby pigeons

#what if all pigeons are baby pigeons and there is one masterpigeon the size of a whale

This is too funny NOT to draw

somniesperus:

frakyeahmajorcrimes:

Episode 1.10 “Long Shot”

-captain I don’t know how undercover you really are

-what I’m wearing jeans

-yeah but from the waist up you look

-and maybe I’m wearing Vans too, you don’t know

-all I’m saying is maybe a t-shirt or a tank top or

-I can’t show my arms

-why not

-i have a moonwolf tattoo

-you what

-it was a time in my life when I made bad choices

-fair enough

-thank you Louie

majorwhines:

Oh.

ladylionoftherock:

#every fucking nameday robert DO YOU NEVER LEARN

I can't flirt but if I did, this is what it would sound like.

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

cancer-man:

dryvodkamartini:

#loki what are you doing #there are already enough miserable starks out there

#So you’re a Stark huh #well I’m a frost giant #WINTER’S HERE BITCH

somniesperus:

Sharon’s thought process:  “Hell yeah, who’s a badass cop?  Me, I’m a badass cop, that’s who.”