I feel as if Leo’s entire acting career led up to this single 3 second moment.
“YOU SICK BASTARD” I shout
Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best.
CCH: I’ve gotta tell you… Kelly’s blouses have the most pull on breasts that I’ve seen.
Jack: (laughing) Joanne Kelly’s—
CCH: On breasts that are not necessarily piercing, you know. I mean they’re… plums.
Jack: (still laughing) You’re in a difficult territory here.
CCH: I am. And yet, those shirts are like “you’re about to bust one outta here!” It’s—it’s—look at that!
Jack: My—my guess would be that’s by design.
Jack: You know? I don’t think it’s a mistake. Carole’s aren’t about to burst out.
[a few minutes later…]
Allison: Eddie and I have a couple running jokes… Oh, there’s Joanne’s boobs again.
Jack: CC, now I can’t look at anything else.
Allison: I can’t look at anything else either!
Jack: It’s all I see in every scene.
CCH: Sorry I brought it up!
Allison: I can’t even look at—
CCH: And when I say “up!” … (laughs)
Allison: I can’t even look at Saul’s jowls or Eddie’s perfect hair.
Allison: It’s just Joanne’s boobs.
Jack: Right, it’s just Joanne’s boobs.
MacPherson (1x12) DVD Commentary with Jack Kenny, CCH Pounder, and Allison Scagliotti
I just listened to this for the first time and I laughed so hard. OMG. CCH is officially on my “Awesome” list.
Jack: (referring to Joanne’s boobs) “I can’t look at anything else. […] It’s all I see in every scene!”
Me: WELCOME TO MY WORLD. It’s a fun place to be.
why do you never see baby pigeons
This is too funny NOT to draw
Episode 1.10 “Long Shot”
-captain I don’t know how undercover you really are
-what I’m wearing jeans
-yeah but from the waist up you look
-and maybe I’m wearing Vans too, you don’t know
-all I’m saying is maybe a t-shirt or a tank top or
-I can’t show my arms
-i have a moonwolf tattoo
-it was a time in my life when I made bad choices
-thank you Louie
I can't flirt but if I did, this is what it would sound like.
Sharon’s thought process: “Hell yeah, who’s a badass cop? Me, I’m a badass cop, that’s who.”