nothing stresses me out quite like applying for jobs. “why do you want to work here?” is such a fucked up question, mostly because “i’m looking for a second job because i’m tired of only having $4 leftover at the end of each pay period and my credit card scares the hell out of me i’m in debt enough from college and i will do literally anything if you will just give me a paycheck” doesn’t seem like a good answer. seriously people. i’m relatively intelligent, i have experience in a lot of different fields and what i don’t know you can teach me. just give me a mother fucking job.