Even with the changes from original!Raydor, she was still highly mistrustful of Daniel Dunn from minute one, so I have hope. She does not like oily charmers.

perhaps because she has been burned before y/y

Same. I’m really freaking nervous about this.

i’m just like, please for the love of all things holy, let sharon have some agency in her life. let her take some control, let her call some shots. don’t give us a charming devil who railroads her into doing whatever he wants because gross. 

but mary nipple.

it was time for a change :P but i promise at some point in the future mary will be back. for now, though, there are adorable buns.

this is what happens when i let sarah loose on my blog. and i kind of love it. 

She is obvs tenderizing you. Jump starting the digestive processes.

imma be honest with you- that thought has occurred to me from time to time. 

I TOTALLY DID. I actually have it saved in my Evernote, which syncs to my phone AND my iPad, so I carry Tobacco Road around everywhere.

nooooo omg that’s amazing and you’re amazing and i love everyone in this bar

I re-read THAT FIC today, too. It’s a good one. It’s still one of my faves.

askjfhaslkdjfhaskjdfhaslkjdfhasjkldf you did not! i can’t with you. 

Dude, I had to google Oscar Pistorius this morning. I was like “Who killed the what now?” I’m so sports clueless its ridiculous.

i’m gonna forgive you because post-olympics nobody but sarah really cares about swimmers. you’re getting off easy this time. 

edit: i did not know about pistorius’s girlfriend until just now though so i guess i’m no better. 

LOL. I had to google him.

for shame! you better hope sarah didn’t see that she takes gator athletics very seriously :P

meryl-edan replied to your post: dear mittens

this.

docileboy replied to your post: dear mittens

I bet he’s pouting somewhere rn. POUTING HARD.

theletterdee replied to your post: dear mittens

OMGS YES PLEASE

for reals i’m tired and this is stressing me out like what are you plotting right now mittens do you really think you can pull this off and if you do that concerns me because how?

docileboy replied to your post: on the menu for tonight: lemon pepper grilled…

FUNFETTI > ALL THINGS.

sheepyshavings replied to your post: on the menu for tonight: lemon pepper grilled…

Y U M

What did you do your presentation on?

::squishes::

 

Fuck yes blaze of glory.

:D I love that fic!

@docileboy- that’s what i’m saying!

@tempewise- ohmygawd i know it’s my fic but i seriously love it like i loved it from the moment it became an idea and i loved writing it and i loved the response it got and i loved working things that i know into a fic that other people loved and I AM A MESS OF FEELS but basically this is one of my favorite places in the world and i love sharing it with people. full stop. 

Privilege is being able to identify with all your shows’ canon ships.

Is there such a thing as too many beers?

nope, no, not in my world. our favorite days to get drunk are weekdays. bitches gotta step up to our level.

will never forget the week last year we were drunk five out of seven days. i had to work friday night and we took sunday off because of the lord (not really we took it off because of monday morning classes) and topped it off with getting so completely hammered on a tuesday night that we use that night as a measurement of drunkenness. like “how drunk are you?” “not quite as drunk as recital night” or “ADSKJFHASJDHF AS FCUKING DRUNK AS RECITAL FCKIN NIGHT WERHOOOOOO” etc, etc.

because of science.

i don’t even know what i’m saying any more take the internet away from me. 

I don’t mind ‘em once they can wipe their own asses.

haha i hear you there. i have changed enough diapers in my life already and they weren’t even my fucking kids! luckily with this new baby i’m not living in the house so i can just visit and sort of throw him at my brother and make him take care of the dirty diapers. it’s nice to do the fun things without the (oh god terrible pun coming) shitty things.