who’s going to wings to go tonight to watch the game with a horde of duke fans all because i owe corley a beer because i was too drunk to tell the bartender he made a mistake on thursday and she wound up having to pay for one of my drinks?
this girl.
dear elon,
you know what would be great? if you gave me some kind of warning that the traffic circle was closed before i passed my last opportunity to get the hell off that road and had to turn around in the middle of the street. you’re lucky that a) no one was behind me and b) i’m really good at three point turns. it’s a skill born of being chronically lost. in the future, please be better with your signage.
love,
me.
My first attempt at a GIF.
quality choice.
I wasn’t going to post more photos tonight but this is just too adorable-cute that I just couldn’t pass on it.
HOLD UP. Does Kevin Bacon have Transitions lenses?
OH MY GOD HE TOTALLY DOES
BRENDA: Now THIS is what I call a pig-pickin’. Doesn’t everything just look delicious?
SHARON: I…don’t know.
BRENDA: You’ve just got to try Mama’s potato salad.
SHARON: The pig still has its head attached.
BRENDA: And, ooh! Turnip greens.
SHARON: I mean. It’s an actual pig. With a head.
BRENDA: Oh, don’t worry, honey, we’ve gotta pull all the meat off before it’s fit to eat! It’s just to look at, that’s all.
SHARON: Yeah. I’m looking. Please send help. I can’t stop looking.
BRENDA: Now! Who wants to get started with some hush puppies?
